WTF Friday: Mariah Carey & Lily Allen

Happy Friday everyone! Up for WTF'dom today are Mariah Carey and Lily Allen. Both of these lovely ladies have made notoriously heinous outfit choices in the past and what do scholars say, hmmm?! Yes, the past typically predicts the future. Case and point below...

Um, Mariah...did you raid the dress rack from a 1984 quinceanera? This dress is just fugtastic...and doesn't do a damn thing for her curves. Ack. Plus the color washes her out and that is too much boobage - even for Mariah. One pop and lock and she would give Janet Jackson (circa Superbowl 2004 wardrobe malfunction) a run for her money. Mariah - pretty please hire a stylist.

And then there is Morticia Adams, oh wait, I mean Lily Allen. I get that she's trying to be edgy and dark but this is just laughable. It looks like lovely Lily snagged some hefty bags, found a breastplate from the 1700s and mashed them all together. ACK.

What do you think lovelies, are these not some tragic WTFs?

WTF Friday...A Bit Late...

Merry Christmas everyone! So, at my husband's request, I tried to find a bunch of celebrities who dressed up in horrendous holiday wear....but, alas, I didn't find any worth blogging about. Therefore, here are just a few that are pretty heinous from the recent week...

Katherine McPhee...WTF happened to you?! First of all, chopping and dying your gorgeous, long locks was a may-jah mistake. Your hair looks fried...say it with me sweetie, deep conditioner. Second of all, if you're going to sport a black top (and really, you know that paparazzi is going to be trolling around), wear a black bra. And third of all, leggings aren't pants, even if they are studded. If you're doing to sport leggings, wear a top that covers your butt. Inappropriate, end of story.

And oh, Mariah. Goodness gracious. I know she's in Aspen, but that is no excuse to dress like an ass. She looks ridiculous. Just because you're in a cold weather climate, does not mean that you have to find the puffiest, shiniest jacket around. This is reminiscent of P Diddy circa 1998. Yikes. And the boots...ugggghhh...do I need to say more? WTF, Mariah. For the millionth time, por favor, fire your stylist.

Hope everyone had a lovely holiday!