WTF Friday: Grandma's Closet & Albino Gorillas

Hey everyone! Happy Friday to you all. Here's hoping you have a great weekend ahead.

Up for WTF'dom are two lovely ladies, each with eccentric styles that I occasionally adore, and yet occasionally abhore.

First up, the stunning and talented Rihanna...

Photo via: Pascal Le Segretian/Getty

Nevermind that the print hurts my eyes just a bit. Try to ignore the odd Mrs. Roper-like length of the dress. What kills me are the blue and black bobby socks with the red pumps. Now, I think some looks car handle sheer socks with pumps, or layered socks under boots but this looks ridic. Ri Ri, did your feet get chilly while sporting this ensemble? Ankles up, acceptable. Ankles down, fugtastic.

And then we have the adorable Ms. Mary Kate Olsen...

Photo via: INF

Hmm. MK, did you skin a blondie Big Foot? I don't mind faux furs, but it looks like you're giving one of those albino gorillas a piggy-back ride around town. Shave that fur, girlfriend.

That's it for today, folks! Happy weekend!

WTF Friday: Some "Interesting" Ensembles & Eye-Stonishing Eyebrows

Happy Friday to all! Glorious Friday - hooray! Let's not waste any time...here are my picks for WTF Friday...

Jessica Simpson...oh girlfriend you really are lovely. Jess kinda has a bi-polar fashion thing going. She either looks glamorous & flawless or, on the flipside, she looks a bit a mess, like the lazy farmer's daughter. On a different note, her legs are super toned - impressive!

Jess - why the eff do we need to pair a baggy, saggy denim shirt with a floral minidress? I like chambray shirts. I like floral dresses. I do not like them paired sloppily together. Ditch, it, Jess!

And then we have Uma Thurman - another stunning woman with a super poor choice of ensemble.

I've always thought Uma Thurman is just so naturally gorgeous. She has a rockin' figure and a lovely face...so WTF happened? Is she starring in a revival of the movie Hocus Pocus? This ill-fitting, sad frock needs to go away. Now. And, Uma, girlfriend, it's SPRING! Bag that black mess.

And then there's Mary Kate Olsen. Listen - I think the Olsen twins are adorable and extremely sharp businesswomen - they have built an insanely profitable and lovely fashion empire. Kudos.

And yes, sometimes they dress a little kooky - but whatever, that's high fashion. HOWEVER, what the eff is with MK's eyebrows???

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I'm a fan of a full brow (I mean take a look at mine, I'm occasionally one absent pluck session away from Frida), but this is OOC. Mary Kate - please get your teeny little butt over to a salon and get those mini-squirrels tamed. Can we at least run a brow comb through them?!

So friends - what do we think of today's WTF Friday nominees? All beautiful women who look a little wonky this week. Not the worst offenders by any stretch of the imagination, but all three are definitely lagging behind their potential.

Have an amazing weekend everyone!