Fabulous *Yet Freaky* Friday

Happy Friday, friends! It's been a helluva week, and I can't wait to get to the weekend.

Up on tap today are a few ladies who surely look fabulous...but there's a bit of a twist to their looks. Let's start, shall we?!

First up, Miranda Kerr. As if we didn't have enough reasons to covet - she's stunning, great bod, baby by Orlando Bloom, etc. Yeah, and she looks like this 3 months after giving birth to an almost 10 lb. baby:

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Oh, and just for the record, ladies, I'm not purporting that we should all look like this pre or post baby, 3 weeks or 3 years. I'm saying it's mind boggling. Wowza.

And next is Zoe Kravitz. Yes, the stunning child of Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet looks like a perfect mish mash of both of her parents. Equally stunning, no?

Photo via: Jason Kempin/Getty

And last but not least, Fergie Ferg.

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Woah, Fergie - I mean, way to work it out, but I feel as if your boobs are about to punch you in da face. Take it easy - let those sisters breathe!

That's all I got today, folks! Happy weekend!

WTF Friday: Craft Projects & Envious Big Bird

Yaaay for Friday! Hope everyone has had a great week!

Up for WTF Friday today are two gorgeous ladies with seriously heinous fashion choices.

First up is the really lovely Thandie Newton...

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Oh my. It's like Little House on the Prairie made out with a table cloth and ran through a craft fair. Thandie Newton is stunning and tiny...this failed frock is f-ed. No.

And how about a little Fergie Ferg?

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Wow. It's a pea green marabou wrap, lovely this time of year. On what planet is that ever a good idea? I'm pretty sure even the folks at Sesame Street would toss you out for that one. Killer shoes though, Fergs.

Well, that's a wrap for today's edition of WTF Friday! Hope you're eyes aren't burnin' too badly!

WTF Friday: Wackness Across the Board

Happy Friday to all! Today's WTF Friday edition has some real atrocities from gorgeous ladies. It's such a shame when bad clothes happen to (seemingly) good people.

Let's get started...

First up, we have the super talented songstress, Fergie Ferg.

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Fergie, girlfriend, what on earth did your bewbs do to deserve this torture? This dress could have been pretty cool if only you didn't insert a natural chin rest with the garment. In this ensemble she echoes Dolly Parton - and while I love Dolly, that is not intended to be a compliment. Fergie, size up and I guarantee you'll be able to breathe!

Next up is the gorgeous and fit Jada Pinkett Smith.

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Oh Jada, you must have caught the pantsless plague. Either that or someone is running around L.A. stealing pantalones. Jada - yes, you have great legs but in this teeny-tiny romper you look supa silly. Pants are good. Shorts are good. Skirts are good. Work that angle.

And last but not least is Ms. Mischa Barton who has certainly made this list a time or two.

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Mischa gets a ton of flack for her, um, "odd" ensemble choices but this is just so unflattering I couldn't help myself. Whoever said Ked's are in is crazy. (Didn't Mischa have a Ked's contract a while back?!) Mischa this outfit makes me so, so sad. She looks much heavier than is, the proportion is completely wacky and she generally looks a little loco. Si?!

That's the WTF edition for today! I hope you all have a fun & safe holiday weekend!

WTF Friday: Fergie Ferg

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Oh Fergie, Ferg. Her outfit choices are always "out there", but she still usually pulls them off with some futuristic vibe. On the other hand, today's ensemble looks plain messy. With the glued Elvis pompadour, giant red glasses and gray, worn cheetah jeans, girlfriend looks a hot mess. While I actually enjoy the blue sequin jacket, this outfit screams WTF?

Fergie, please do yourself a favor and put on an outfit that does justice to your cute self. This looks heinous.

Happy Friday all! Any WTF items to contribute?