February 26, 2010

WTF Friday: Mariah Carey & Lily Allen

Happy Friday everyone! Up for WTF'dom today are Mariah Carey and Lily Allen. Both of these lovely ladies have made notoriously heinous outfit choices in the past and what do scholars say, hmmm?! Yes, the past typically predicts the future. Case and point below...


Um, Mariah...did you raid the dress rack from a 1984 quinceanera? This dress is just fugtastic...and doesn't do a damn thing for her curves. Ack. Plus the color washes her out and that is too much boobage - even for Mariah. One pop and lock and she would give Janet Jackson (circa Superbowl 2004 wardrobe malfunction) a run for her money. Mariah - pretty please hire a stylist.



And then there is Morticia Adams, oh wait, I mean Lily Allen. I get that she's trying to be edgy and dark but this is just laughable. It looks like lovely Lily snagged some hefty bags, found a breastplate from the 1700s and mashed them all together. ACK.

What do you think lovelies, are these not some tragic WTFs?


4 comments:

DEA said...

Oh my, why do they both look so flippin' ridiculous!! Doesn't having a lot of money mean that you have access to a stylist for goodness sake!!

Dea
www.beachfloatabroad.blogspot.com

Miss K said...

bahahahahahahahahaha you're so funny! I literally LOL'd right now. Both of these ladies nearly ALWAYS look heinous. WTF is up with Lily's hair too?

The Obsessionista said...

No, I literally laughed out loud in my office just now!! Quinceanera? HAHAHAHA!!!! mariah is always a big fat don't.. Dios Mio...

Btw, The Cut just reported that Lilly Morticia Allen may be leaving music for fashion-- the horror!!!

Coley said...

DEA - Thanks for visiting! Um yes...it's pitiful...

Miss K - Ha, thanks, girl! It's pretty bad...

Obsessionista - I love it. Glad I could make you laugh! Dios miiiiiio. And, I'm really scared if Lily is truly entering into fashion. Tengo miedo. Much miedo.