Um, Mariah...did you raid the dress rack from a 1984 quinceanera? This dress is just fugtastic...and doesn't do a damn thing for her curves. Ack. Plus the color washes her out and that is too much boobage - even for Mariah. One pop and lock and she would give Janet Jackson (circa Superbowl 2004 wardrobe malfunction) a run for her money. Mariah - pretty please hire a stylist.
And then there is Morticia Adams, oh wait, I mean Lily Allen. I get that she's trying to be edgy and dark but this is just laughable. It looks like lovely Lily snagged some hefty bags, found a breastplate from the 1700s and mashed them all together. ACK.
What do you think lovelies, are these not some tragic WTFs?
4 comments:
Oh my, why do they both look so flippin' ridiculous!! Doesn't having a lot of money mean that you have access to a stylist for goodness sake!!
Dea
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bahahahahahahahahaha you're so funny! I literally LOL'd right now. Both of these ladies nearly ALWAYS look heinous. WTF is up with Lily's hair too?
No, I literally laughed out loud in my office just now!! Quinceanera? HAHAHAHA!!!! mariah is always a big fat don't.. Dios Mio...
Btw, The Cut just reported that Lilly Morticia Allen may be leaving music for fashion-- the horror!!!
DEA - Thanks for visiting! Um yes...it's pitiful...
Miss K - Ha, thanks, girl! It's pretty bad...
Obsessionista - I love it. Glad I could make you laugh! Dios miiiiiio. And, I'm really scared if Lily is truly entering into fashion. Tengo miedo. Much miedo.
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